Stand out as the life of the party and keep your retired pal laughing for the rest of their life with this Hilarious Retirement Survival Kit
- Party Noise Maker
- 100,000 Grand Candy Bar
- Custom made retirement business cards
- Big’s sunflower seeds
- Poop emoji poop-lets candy
- E.fruitti Monkey party gummies
- Individually wrapped toothpick
- Playing Card
- AA Battery
- Tootsie Rolls
- Life Savers Mints
- Keepsake Muslin Bag
- Laminated instruction card explaining the significance of each item
- Personalized gift card option
This comical retirement gift for men shows your thoughtfulness and sense of humor.
From the professional “Retired, Unemployed and Proud Of It” business cards to the Poop emoji poop-lets candy game, this gag gift will give everyone at the party a chance to share some laughter.
After the party, He will get a kick out of re-reading the laminated instruction card or refilling his keepsake muslin bag with the little necessitates he may need in his new journey.
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We hope they will enjoy this fun retirement gifts as much as we did making it.
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